Three words: puerto rican gang bang
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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