She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
sarcasm needs its own font
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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