Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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