Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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