she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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