Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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