Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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