I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
No subtext here. People are naked.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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