She just used a chaser for red wine.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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