My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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