I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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