his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
