Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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