There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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