She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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