Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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