White coat. Heels.
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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