She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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