no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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