I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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