I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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