The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
