Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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