I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
