I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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