no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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