WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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