There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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