you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
