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(313): View more from Michigan

I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.

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(239): View more from Florida

Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?

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(563): View more from Iowa

Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.

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(646): View more from New York

He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.

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