What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card