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• (858): View more from California

  I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal

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• (510): View more from California

  my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic

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• (650): View more from California

  the ice cream truck is coming omgomg

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  dude, it's 2 am.

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  but its COMING

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."

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• (305): View more from Florida

  its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic

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