I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING