Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.

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(510): View more from California

im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.

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(248): View more from Michigan

To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....

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(253): View more from Washington

These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency

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(775): View more from Nevada

THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge

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(586): View more from Michigan

You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.

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