Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.