I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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