There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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