Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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