if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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