I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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