so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Best friends brother. Beat that.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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