New low: just hacked my moms facebook
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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