I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize