I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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