she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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