i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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