There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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