Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
