ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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