This is not my ceiling
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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