Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I need water and some morals
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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