then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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