I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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