His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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