maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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