You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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