Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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