either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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