How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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