try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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