Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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