chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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