I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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