3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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