Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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